I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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