I wanna passion pit in your ass
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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