let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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