It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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