it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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