cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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