What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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