WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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