some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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