Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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