its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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