We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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