Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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