I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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