He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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