butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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