bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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