i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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