My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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