Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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