i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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