we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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