I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
is that a dick in a sweater?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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