idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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