I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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