Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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