So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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