just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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