ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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