one two three fourrrrnication!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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