you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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