My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
God I need to hump something, right now.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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