If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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