ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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