I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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