apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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