ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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