It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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