His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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