I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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