me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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