Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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