im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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