Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Shame - the story of my life.
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