if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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