we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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