He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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