I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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