You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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