you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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birth control should be required to get into college
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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