Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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